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It turns out that HERPES is actually already an acronym for Horrifying Emergence (of) Rashy Penis (and) Embarrassing Sores.

Have a great weekend!

-Elliott Belton

Ive had sex 3 times this week with my boyfriend and since the first time i have been noticing thick brown discharge. atfirst it was only when i wiped but now it is in my underwear, and this morning it was fine until i worked out and then after i worked out my underwear was stained. Im on the pill (on my third pack) and not supossed to get my period until next week. What does this mean?

-iceeblue

Seems to me that you’ve got your b-hole confused with your v-hole. You’re experiencing what’s commonly referred to by medical professionals as “diarrhea”, and while it’s difficult to spell, it’s not difficult to treat. I’d recommend avoiding dairy products, spicy foods (Mexican, Indian, and assorted Thai dishes), and doing “the deed” in your third input with that boyfriend of yours.

Have a great weekend!

-Elliott Belton